Strange things happened yesterday. Someone, something or something completely different destroyed parts of our base. I bet it’s a new kind of hack! The TNT-basedestructionhack!That guy without armor in the middle of the screenshot is a TNT accident investigator sent by our teams insurance company.
Somehow that destruction inspired us to destroy more of our base. So we just removed one of the outer towers as good as possible. See that diamond armor and stuff lying around there?That’s about all that was left of our team at the time I took that screenshot. Because destruction didn’t end here. Just as we were destroying the last blocks of the tower some overpowered golden apple diamond strength 2 regeneration 2 noobs destroyed our nexus!
Some teams really pretend to make a great defense. They destroy all bridges leading to their base. They great giant walls around their bases built of hard to destroy blocks. But somehow they never watch the sky to see what happens above them. Didn’t I write something about watching the sky some weeks ago? Well well…
Since we knew that they would have destroyed their bridges we just brought enough material to build a new one. Here we were waiting for the right moment to start the building:We’re thinking about building bridges according to the map design in the future. Just because we can. And after all we don’t want to be responsible for making those maps look uglier than needed!
After making our way into their base using our great bridge we sneaked into their nexus room. It would be an understatement to say that it’s just a pleasure to stand there and wait for phase 5 to come to finish them. And that’s just exactly what we did. They didn’t have a chance.
Let’s be honest! We all started as noobs. Most of the guys never reach a state above “noob”.
But we’re not like that! As soon as we heard there’s a damsel in distress we were up to introducing him to the most secret of our secrets. And though we never thought he would be any good, he pretty much fit in perfectly.
He was struggling with being invisible from time to time (see below). But he never spoiled us! That’s more than we’ve had hoped for!
And this is one of those rather scary moments. You never know if they accidentally hit you…Most of the time they don’t. He didn’t. But his blue leather helmet fit nicely to his enchanted diamond armor.
Oh… After we hit their nexus quite a few times they were the first team to die. Better luck next time!
... the higher you climb.
That said. We’ll rise again!
It’s a psychologically proven fact that you have to get up on your feet directly after you’ve fallen to avoid yourself from serious damage. And that’s exactly what we have done.
Once again we’ve proven why we are what we are and why others are not what we are. What we are you might questiopn yourself? We are!
Today we had some serious fun with our blue friends. Though we needed two attemps because our first was spoiled by one of our leather friends we destroyed them and showed no mercy!
The image below shows it all. We’re invisible, we’re dangerous, we bring death upon you!
Must have been those lag hackers! Those aimbot users! Those h4x0rs!
This is seriously one of the most serious situations our clan had to deal with in a few decades. We might just fall apart but I’m pretty sure we’ll rise like a phoenix!